Uncky J's Best of the Web

Judge Judy bolts!

2008-07-30T13:01:00.003-04:00

I had to post this one. Judge Judy during yesterday's earthquake. Please notice how she is the first one out the door!

See it at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN-jNUz2RjM

How Not to Shoot a Gun.

2008-06-11T17:47:00.002-04:00

This one is just plain sad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJCUglNpFTU&eurl=http://www.geekologie.com/

David Blaine Street Magic

2008-05-23T04:30:00.000-04:00

By far the best parody of that douchebag David Blaine I've ever seen.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1050

DVD Piracy Public Service Announcement

2008-05-23T04:19:00.002-04:00

McLuvin is back and ready to tell you how he feels about DVD piracy!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3522ad043c

New Republican Slogan

2008-05-23T04:06:00.001-04:00

Some things are soooooo true they do not require an explanation. Click here to see:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ea0b05d406

Shopping in Israel

2008-05-16T04:36:00.002-04:00

Ok, this one's been on the web for a while but it's still a favorite of mine and not a bad way to waste 18 seconds of your life. Let's hear it for the Gaza Strip!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUpKyfJA-As

Fuck the Earth Day

2008-05-09T06:30:00.000-04:00

Finally a holiday that speaks to me!!! I don't know where they found this crazy old dude but he should be running for president.

(Just ignore that no talent hack from SNL for a few seconds at the beginning and the end and I guarantee that you'll friggin love this one. Trust me.)

Psychedelic Drugs & Star Trek

2008-04-04T04:09:00.002-04:00

It all makes sense now!

Click below to see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmevQqAadHw

Flying Lawnmower

2008-04-03T06:30:00.001-04:00

There's no way in hell this could be safe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT60SkXN1UY

Guy Gets Revenge on Girlfriend for Headache

2008-04-03T06:22:00.000-04:00

If you thought your relationship was fucked up check these two out!!!

http://break.com/index/guy-gets-revenge-on-girlfriend-for-headache.html

Bring Your Daughter To War Day!!!

2008-04-03T06:18:00.000-04:00

Nothing like a little family bonding. This is wrong on sooooooo many levels. So of course it automatically gets the Uncky J seal of approval. Enjoy!!!

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/army_holds_annual_bring_your

Anchor vs. Reporter

2008-04-03T06:08:00.001-04:00

I think the anchor won.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOc4XgBespw

Border Patrol Catching Illegal Aliens

2008-04-03T05:58:00.000-04:00

This has got to be Mexico's answer to the clown car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNco5yrbAyc

Target Practice

2008-04-03T05:53:00.002-04:00

You know, sometimes clay pigeons just aren't enough to get your rocks off. Let's kick it up a notch!

...is it just me or does this guy look like Robert Culp?

http://www.break.com/index/target_practice.html

The Final Countdown...on chello!

2008-04-03T05:43:00.001-04:00

Just because you play the chello doesn't mean you're a wuss...ok maybe it does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IliwQImJrYE

Herr Flick had the fish

2008-04-02T07:03:00.001-04:00

This clip is from a British sitcom called Allo Allo. It was from the 80's and it was friggin hilarious! In this scene. Herr Flick of the Gestapo has given his assistant Helga a cigarette holder containg a poison dart. She is to kill General Von Klinkerhoffen. Unfortunately, things go wrong. Watch this and tell me that this isn't the best physical comedy you've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Apg5XQBzs

Chad hates aliens.

2008-04-01T10:31:00.003-04:00

Sometimes even the best practical jokes can go horribly, horribly wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9WkQ9n6EPk

Battlestar Galactica vs. Star Wars vs. Star Trek vs. Babylon 5

2008-03-31T16:55:00.001-04:00

Because Star Trek vs. Star Wars was getting boring. The battle is joined!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXnPG19npW8

Death Metal Puppy

2008-03-31T16:51:00.001-04:00

There are no words in the english language to describe this one.

http://www.break.com/index/death-metal-puppy.html

Magpul Industries

2008-03-31T16:46:00.001-04:00

Because you never can be too careful getting the mail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B03s

Spring Break Bard

2008-03-31T16:23:00.003-04:00

Let's get things started with a sketch so bizarre you just have to laugh. I found out about this one when I was watching G4 Network's Attack of the Show. If you like the Renaissance Faire then you'll love this one!

See it at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POubujyAbUs